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Sarah Croce | @crosay
Do caterpillars know they they are going to become butterflies? Or do they just get in a cocoon thinking, what the fuck am I doing? Hey girl, are you from Canada? Cuz you’re MontreAll I think about When you find the Hollywood Sign a model kisses you. This happened a while ago but it’s never too late to post a pic of the last man on earth. Guess which two are actual sisters If you’re not following me on twitter, you’re missing out on some pretty terrifying Halloween pickup lines. Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala fications. #tbt to my road trip from NYC to LA with @alexxxvegaaa almost 7 years ago. Producing the Teen Choice Awards live 180 pre-show was one of the coolest things I've been able to do at work. If you haven't seen it in VR then you are missing out! It's on fox's YouTube channel and the ... Turns out, I can't fly. Can't wait for the next adventure And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything, grab 'em by the pussy. Jaco-bout an amazing wedding! So happy to celebrate the love between two of my favorite humans @alexxxvegaaa and @maryctully. #alexgettingmaryed Had a great time hosting the red carpet for @pedalonthepier today! Thanks to the Harold Robinson foundation for working so hard to send underprivileged kids to camp! @lakergirls #wespinkidswin What do you call it when a cowboy hits on a lesbian? Deadwood Mother's Day with the brother Made a Coachella makeup tutorial for neewbs. You're welcome. #crocella So Jesus died, came back to life, then told people to eat flesh and drink blood. Was Jesus the original zombie or vampire? Discuss. How does an asthmatic lesbian breathe? In snatches Just changed my Facebook name to 'No one' so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say 'No one likes this' New video! Link in my bio. 10 fake dollars to anyone who watches it! Went camping last weekend and I'm already ready to go back. @blyhasinstagram @buttoncake @lisahallingmusic kan-jam rematch? Did you forget to get your person a valentines card? Don't worry! I got you. Check my story for more options ❤ Stay woke. Unless you're sleeping. Then stay sleep.